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I have many friends on facebook that are not Christians and some that don't have the same outlook on life that I have. I do my best not to judge anyone but also pray that some might read my posts and maybe receive a Blessing or some encouragement. I am not Holier than thou and fall short so many times, but the bottom line is pick one's self up and keep on keepin on!
I AM GOING TO BE MAKING MY POSTS ON OUR WEBSITE AND BECOME SMALLER ON SOCIAL MEDIA.
Thank you for following us all these years and I hope you will find some inspiration and encouragement to face life with a positive attitude each day.'
There are 5 people on a plane a senator a model, a 11 year old girl, a war veteran, and a previous President. The plane starts to crash sadly there are only 4 parachutes the model says she is too pretty to die the senator says he is too important and they both take one and jump.A Previous smartest President says he is the smartest president there ever has been and ever will be so he grabs one and jumps. The war veteran is willing to let the girl go but there is one parachute left. The little girl smiles and says "The worlds previous smartest president took my school bag."
''A shelter, food and clothing. Being all over the County pretty much everyday, I see so many hurting people. Some due to loss of jobs, separation, divorce, abuse, caught in a sinful situation. Sin abounds much in all of us, save none and we have no right to cast stones. We won't be perfect until we get to glory, until then we have battles as soon as our eyes open up from slumber. Being saved is not a license to sin and to continue on with the same old lifestyle, as there is always a penalty. Thank you Lord for the burdens you have given me and may you use me to touch someone and have me do something I am not use to!
The world is looking for a charismatic leader, a new monetary system with a fool proof way of buying and selling so no one can steal money. World is looking for someone religious and that seems to care about the world. A man of peace that can calm the world and stop all wars for a while. Someone who has the answer to all illness's and can perform miracles. Maybe he hasn't been born yet or maybe he has.
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had....
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the Doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck.
Where do you want me to unload 'em??'
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD LIKE I DID....
THESE DAYS WE NEED ALL THE LAUGHS WE CAN GET
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